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Old 03-21-2009, 07:45 PM   #11
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Roofer Rap

I think you need to lay off the gin & juice at 8am and stick to roofing lol

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Old 03-21-2009, 08:07 PM   #12
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but it is a delicious pick me up
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roofer rap?!?

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ok snoop that was just lame
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems don't rhyme
And this is one of them

DON'T MATTER IF IT RHYMES AS LONG AS IT GETS THE MESSAGE ACROSS
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rap crap , sly
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nice!! love it
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Shinglers Blues.

3-tabs, dimensional and designers too
all made just for me and you
we sell them by the square
we install them one shingle at a time

**four fasteners or six**
***make sure they land on the nailer strip***

keep them lined up and butted right
cut the hips tight and the walls loose
with flashing's nice and neat

**four fasteners or six**
***make sure they land on the nailer strip***

roll through the valleys neat and tru
no fasteners or joints to close or far of center
twelve to eighteen inches should do

**four fasteners or six**
***make sure they land on the nailer strip***

lay the ridge caps straight
fastened them well
and don't forget roof vents for longevity's sake

**four fasteners or six**
***make sure they land on the nailer strip***

mechanically secure & aesthetically appealing
debris all cleaned up
nothing left to do but get paid

**four fasteners or six**
***make sure they land on the nailer strip***

on to the next job we go
walkable or steep
cold or hot
once the existing is removed and the new underlayment installed
it's the same ole story, just a different day

**four fasteners or six**
***make sure they land on the nailer strip***

*** Base ~~~~~ Solo *** Drums beat in *** Base slowly die's out ***

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great poem sly but we have ''roofers'' around here who wouldnt know what a drip edge was
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