Roofer Poetry? ,, Kinda? ,, LOL

OUTLAW

Roofer Rap

I think you need to lay off the gin & juice at 8am and stick to roofing lol

tomstruble

but it is a delicious pick me up

SinglePlyGuy

roofer rap?!?

T-LOCK

Jasonthompson

ok snoop that was just lame

lgb1roof

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems don't rhyme
And this is one of them

DON'T MATTER IF IT RHYMES AS LONG AS IT GETS THE MESSAGE ACROSS

Interloc

rap crap , sly

drs

nice!! love it

Slyfox

Shinglers Blues.

3-tabs, dimensional and designers too
all made just for me and you
we sell them by the square
we install them one shingle at a time

**four fasteners or six**
***make sure they land on the nailer strip***

keep them lined up and butted right
cut the hips tight and the walls loose
with flashing's nice and neat

**four fasteners or six**
***make sure they land on the nailer strip***

roll through the valleys neat and tru
no fasteners or joints to close or far of center
twelve to eighteen inches should do

**four fasteners or six**
***make sure they land on the nailer strip***

lay the ridge caps straight
fastened them well
and don't forget roof vents for longevity's sake

**four fasteners or six**
***make sure they land on the nailer strip***

mechanically secure & aesthetically appealing
debris all cleaned up
nothing left to do but get paid

**four fasteners or six**
***make sure they land on the nailer strip***

on to the next job we go
walkable or steep
cold or hot
once the existing is removed and the new underlayment installed
it's the same ole story, just a different day

**four fasteners or six**
***make sure they land on the nailer strip***

*** Base ~~~~~ Solo *** Drums beat in *** Base slowly die's out ***

Shinglers Blues.

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kimboy

great poem sly but we have ''roofers'' around here who wouldnt know what a drip edge was